I'm really into asian looking animals
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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