I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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