Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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