By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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