if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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