We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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