So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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