I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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