hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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