1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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