Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
