that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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