I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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