He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
wakey wakey hands off snakey
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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