Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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