dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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