Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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