She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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