do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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