I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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