Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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