I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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