chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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