We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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