Need sex. Gaining weight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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