We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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