I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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