I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Randomize