is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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