Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
try to milk me bitch
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