Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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