So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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