She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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