Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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