I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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