she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've blown a few things in my day
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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