I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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