everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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