wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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