i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
