16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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