Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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