I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this beer tastes like vomit already
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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