I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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