i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
