I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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