Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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