That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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