I am in a vortex of obligation.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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