He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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