we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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