very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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