i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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